Bossing

When a subject employs a movement or action and does it in a very boss like manner, the verb can be substituted for the word 'bossing'.

Guy 1: Man, you were walking down that staircase like a beast, pushing everyone out of the way.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was bossing down that staircase.
Guy 1: Hectic! Wanna go get in a fight now?

by Crypocalypse July 23, 2011

bousing

A substitute for the word banging.

The Blackhawks jersey is bousing

by StrictlyNoCargos December 28, 2013

bowling polio

When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.

After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.

by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014

browsing position

the position you are in usually while browsing the internet (usually tumblr or dank memes)

dan howell's browsing position is often portrayed as slouching on the couch with a double chin and scrolling.

by shutupproduction May 15, 2016

bowling_dude

An awesome streamer who streams on Twitch.tv

Have you watched Bowling_dude on twitch? He fails at so many games; it's comically bad.

by notbowlingdude June 11, 2019

Thunder Bowling

Indeed - not to be confused with weather phenomenon - The act of dropping a deuce accompanied by extreme flatulence.

Thunder bowling can cause quite a splash of precipitation as well, in addition to its characteristic, porcelain-amplified sound - remarkably similar to the call of an elk in distress.

Kevin: "Man, are you okay? Between the sound and the stench, you've got everyone nervous."

Jim: "Sorry. That bean burrito's got me thunder bowling. Let's get out of here before they see what a mess I've made."

by Soul Hoosier February 21, 2013

Bimbo Browsing

When a guy is searching for a chick that puts out.

Barney Stinson goes bimbo browsing every night.

by TheTankFrank July 8, 2014