Bobcat Pavejob 

Bobcat Pavejob refers to a cruel form of punishment given to pedophiles. It’s where their flaccid penis is stretched (painfully) onto wet concert by an actual Bobcat and held there until the concrete solidifies. They’re also given nothing to eat or drink.

That yucky pedo was given the ultimate punishment. The Bobcat Pavejob. Should scare the others

Bobcat Pavejob by Hck94 April 27, 2025

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Naked Bobcat Wrestling 

Term used to describe the type of activity required to have produced the mystery damage that sometimes appears on your body after a night of heavy drinking.

"I have no idea how much i drank last night, but i must have been doing some serious naked bobcat wrestling to fuck myself up this bad."

Naked Bobcat Wrestling by Phelis June 9, 2013

Bubsy Bobcat 

Bubsy is a series of video games created by Michael Berlyn and developed and published by Accolade, starring an anthropomorphic bobcat.1 They are platform games that take inspiration from Super Mario Bros. and Sonic the Hedgehog. The games were originally released for the Super NES, Genesis, Jaguar, the PC and PlayStation in the early and mid-1990s.

Four games were released in the series: Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind, Bubsy 2, Bubsy in Fractured Furry Tales and Bubsy 3D. In 2015, a compilation of the first two games was released for Microsoft Windows through Steam, by Retroism, the video game software subsidiary of Tommo Inc. In addition to the games, a television pilot was created for a Bubsy cartoon show based on the video game series, however, it did not transition to become a full-fledged series due to unfavorable ratings from the pilot episode.

The rights to Bubsy and its sequels are currently owned by Tommo Inc., who received the rights from Atari (the successor in interest of Accolade) through an auction that commenced in 2014.

Kid : I Want This Game!
Me :Why Do You Want Bubsy Bobcat

Bubsy Bobcat by Funky Games April 26, 2017

Trailer Park Bobcat 

trail·er·park·bob·cat

  /ˈtreɪlər/  /pɑrk/ /bobcat/
   trey-ler pahrk bob-kat

–noun,plural-cats, (especially collectively) -cat.

A much older and less attractive woman with less money than a "cougar" that attempts to prey upon men or boys in a pathetic attempt for attention or sex, having a brownish coat with black spots.

Trailer-park Bobcats are interested in any man no matter the age or body type, they are a desperate lot that would mate multiple times in one day if there were willing partners.

Unfortunately they are usually so repulsive that they spend their entire time hunting without success, unless they trap a unlucky, weakly and usually drunk poor soul of a man that has been known to commit suicide upon sobering and realizing that they had sex with such an awful creature.

They often travel on buses, bicycles or drive cars valued less than $500. You can often smell them well before ever seeing them. They are always filthy and dirty with flaking skin and matted ugly hair. A Trailer park bobcats tits are always sagging and often stretch down over their protruding belly. Their vaginas are always diseased and a dangerous place to insert a penis. They have been known to reuse condoms with multiple sex partners. They always smoke cigarettes and will often dig a used cigarette out of an ashtray and finish it.

That Trailer park Bobcat won't leave me alone, ugh!! She smells awful!!

Do you see that woman looking at you? She is a Trailer park Bobcat, you should run!!

This Trailer park Bobcat just asked me to buy her a drink, I told her to hop back in her Pinto and drive away!

Trailer Park Bobcat by ThatonKyaikto March 24, 2010

Mississippi Bobcat 

a mullet / pork chop sideburn combo; females find it devastating

Out of nowhere Stinners hit them with the mississippi bobcat, no one saw it coming.

Mississippi Bobcat by applejack June 24, 2003

chasing a bobcat 

Alternate phrase for “taking a shit”. This phrase is used when in the presence of others or over public communication channels to tell individuals familiar with the phrase that you are currently in the shitter.
Also used as a warning to others that you or somebody else have just takin a shit or that it smells like someone around has shit their pants.

I.e. Conversation over the radio
Jeff: “Tim, what is your 20?”
Tim: “Chasing a bobcat upstairs”

Alternatively,

Tim: “WATCH OUT! There’s a bobcat on the deck!”

chasing a bobcat by GDI Slayer October 20, 2017