beverage relativist

A person who has loose standards regarding the naming and preparation of beverages.
The bartender, clearly a beverage relativist, served me Pepsi when I'd definitely asked for a Coke.

Beverage relativists may disagree, but it's clear that some varieties of punch are superior to others.
by drillvoice-now April 21, 2012
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white beverage

A beverage for stereotypic white girls who wear uggs typically from Starbucks
Marrissa did you order a white beverage with your platinum Starbucks card?
by ISGRIZZ the tagger January 09, 2018
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Beverage Goblin

Someone who has more than 1 beverage at a time. 1 for hydration, 1 for energy & 1 for fun.
Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.
by Beverage Goblin jr January 31, 2024
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cold beverages

a cold can of beer or cold homo dick wit fungis
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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raunchy beverage

The most delectable of all drinks. It may take a while to procure through careful stimulation of the male member, but once it shoots out and into the mouth, it is by far the sweetest thing to ingest.

Depending upon the man's diet, this particular beverage comes in different flavours. Sometimes it may be frothy or a bit lumpy, but most of the time it is creamy and smooth; It runs down the tongue and throat with great ease. May cause an involuntary flavorgasm

Just make sure to catch every drop or simply wipe it off the surface where it was spilled and swallow it with gusto.
The man's raunchy beverage exploded all over my face, missing my mouth completely. What a waste.
by raunchydrinker September 09, 2017
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