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raunchy beverage

The most delectable of all drinks. It may take a while to procure through careful stimulation of the male member, but once it shoots out and into the mouth, it is by far the sweetest thing to ingest.

Depending upon the man's diet, this particular beverage comes in different flavours. Sometimes it may be frothy or a bit lumpy, but most of the time it is creamy and smooth; It runs down the tongue and throat with great ease. May cause an involuntary flavorgasm

Just make sure to catch every drop or simply wipe it off the surface where it was spilled and swallow it with gusto.
The man's raunchy beverage exploded all over my face, missing my mouth completely. What a waste.
by raunchydrinker April 19, 2018
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beveragize

(v.) beveragize

1. to drink alcohol aimlessly through boredom.
2. to relax with the use of alcohol
With her day off, she decided to stay home and beveragize.
by PixarSky June 6, 2020
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Beverage Shakes

The act of getting extremely noticable shakes at many occasions of the day, especially prominent during sexual intercourse.
A gentleman with his hands shaking quite extremely is walking down the street.
"Damn that guy's got a bad case of the Beverage Shakes!"
by Gerald-Dean January 13, 2010
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Beverage Cart

The formal term in the United Airlines training manual for the removal of unruly, unconscious, or otherwise unwilling paying passengers from flights; typically by dragging them down the aisle by the arms or legs as one would maneuver the beverage cart through the plane.
Sorry, sir, but we have overbooked the flight and you're going to have to spend the night in the terminal. Now get out of your seat or we're going to punch you in the face and give you the Beverage Cart!
by Gomer's Pile July 9, 2017
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emotional support beverage

The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant
The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018
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Sass Beverage

When someone gives you a bad attitude.
This friend of mine drunk a sass beverage because I didn’t make it to her party
by Br0 D33 May 21, 2021
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Beveragability

The ability to be able to provide beverages to you and your friends on an occasion of most likely marijuana smoking.
Man 1: Hey dude, do you think you could bring some beverages with you.

Man 2: No man, i don't have any beverages left.

Man 1: Aweee dude, you don't have beveragability
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