Beveragability

The ability to be able to provide beverages to you and your friends on an occasion of most likely marijuana smoking.
Man 1: Hey dude, do you think you could bring some beverages with you.

Man 2: No man, i don't have any beverages left.

Man 1: Aweee dude, you don't have beveragability
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beverage relativist

A person who has loose standards regarding the naming and preparation of beverages.
The bartender, clearly a beverage relativist, served me Pepsi when I'd definitely asked for a Coke.

Beverage relativists may disagree, but it's clear that some varieties of punch are superior to others.
by drillvoice-now April 21, 2012
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white beverage

A beverage for stereotypic white girls who wear uggs typically from Starbucks
Marrissa did you order a white beverage with your platinum Starbucks card?
by ISGRIZZ the tagger January 09, 2018
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cold beverages

a cold can of beer or cold homo dick wit fungis
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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raunchy beverage

The most delectable of all drinks. It may take a while to procure through careful stimulation of the male member, but once it shoots out and into the mouth, it is by far the sweetest thing to ingest.

Depending upon the man's diet, this particular beverage comes in different flavours. Sometimes it may be frothy or a bit lumpy, but most of the time it is creamy and smooth; It runs down the tongue and throat with great ease. May cause an involuntary flavorgasm

Just make sure to catch every drop or simply wipe it off the surface where it was spilled and swallow it with gusto.
The man's raunchy beverage exploded all over my face, missing my mouth completely. What a waste.
by raunchydrinker September 09, 2017
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