joey barton

Silly, makes strange noises, can change reality with words, his younger brother is gay, person of the year in 2006 in time magazine, 6 foot tall, 185 lbs, brown eyes, bacteria in mouth, needs root canal, has risk of infected lymph node, has gingivitis, appreciates stories that don't suck, is a grammar Nazi commander, hates twilight, stepped on a worm once, wears shoes, is Caucasian, has pheromones, is male, not female, not bread, has a soul but does not believe in them, eats food and babies which is still food, on occasion. He also believes that cocaine is a hell of a drug, but does not like drugs. Also, he hates republicans, and liberals, and dirty hippies, and people made out of wax, and black licorice, and children, especially small ones. (the ones that smell funny and chew their own fingers) He likes to make his friends take down way to much dictation. Is a troll by nature. Hates trolls. Hates irony. Hates lists, especially lists of characteristics, hates urban dictionary, hates being defined, and is currently helping with this definition. Also he hates repetition and irony. He also hates long definitions . Is hilarious at heart and hates comedy. Hates irony and repetition. Is not gay. Enjoys manipulating rules to make little brother gay, and also has a gay little brother.

He's such a joey barton. - Bill Nye
joey barton are so last week - Jim Gaffigan
Who's joey barton ? - Marilyn Manson

by Lantano May 12, 2014

Ward Burton

Driver of the #0 NetZero Chevrolet. Who in the past raced for Bill Davis Racing (Driving the #22 Caterpillar Dodge), while racing for BDR, he accomplished many wins, one being the 2002 Daytona 500. Undoubtfully, one of the best Nextel Cup Series drivers. With his new team for 2004, in the NetZero car, he brings experience and talent to Tony Furr, and the rest of the NetZero squad.

Ward Burton is a very good driver!

by NetZero Ward January 6, 2004

Al' Bertni

the arabic equivalent of "a little fucking faggot"

haji 1: durka durka durka

haji 2: durka durka durka jihad al' bertni

by shitty mcfuckfuck June 7, 2009

Benton

An intelligent individual who understands many things through close observation. Though sometimes misunderstood, people will eventually grow to like them. A kind heart and a caring soul allow an empathic connection with others, while a bright mind and excellent judgment make for a great leader. They possess amazing skills in everything they do and can accomplish things that would be impossible for most. They have a great physique and find it hard sometimes to be so good-looking because they can be resented for it. People like Bentons because they're just amazing. They aren't conceded pricks and they give good advice. They also have a willingness to help people. If you know a Benton, you should appreciate them for their greatness and their wonderful personality.

(This definition doesn't specifically describe one person, it is a meaning of the name "Benton")

I like that Benton guy, he's pretty darn cool.

That guy is really nice and sexy, I bet his name is Benton.

What I wouldn't give to be with Benton.

by Divine Element February 13, 2010

Hurtin' for a Burton

When a movie is ready for a whimsical remake by director Tim Burton.

After watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I don't think any other movie is hurtin' for a Burton.

by datass69 March 2, 2010

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008

Barton

Super-man's REAL identity.

"isn't it Clark Kent?"
"PFFT no it's Barton!"

by walter-norb May 27, 2009