Red Belend

When a man gets a blow job (oral) from some girl with a brace on and the metal rips through his man hood.
Quite a nasty thing.

This girl gave me a blow job last night, but she gave me a fucking hench red belend cos she's got a brace on.
It kills man. Dont ever take a blow job from a girl with a brace.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

by Me December 15, 2003

belen guy

Better than Columbus guys any day.

1. Smart

2. Funny

3. Respectful

Columbus guys are trash next to Belen guys

Belen guys are superior to Columbus guys.

by Litfku January 5, 2017

beldessi

When you cut a horses head off and throw it into somebodys bed the horse is reffered to as beldessi

damn some guy threw a beldessi in my bed

by Patrick noneyobusisness June 15, 2008

bolden

Kick ass last name and people who have this last name are great football players.

The boldens are awesome at football.

by Bolden 35 January 29, 2018

Bellendroduction

When you introduce her for the first time to your raging and engorged penis bellend.

She unzipped my fly and wha la! The perfect bellendroduction for Rachel. She took it in and slobbed the knob.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Bellend Flogger

Another name for a male that wanks a lot. A chronic masturbator.

You are such a bellend flogger. Why don’t you get a job and stop watching porn all day? Give your hand a break before you get carpal tunnel.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019