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Take two beers and pop the slide

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.
Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.
by ShadowStorm64 August 27, 2010
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few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.
That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.
by markuz July 11, 2005
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beerski

circa the 90's, there was a creature rich in attitude and pizazz that had the ability to overpower anyone with charm, grace, and adoration. Rich lavender and wholesome needed no introduction as only second to the situation in likeablitity. The name evoked rich flavors and demons that were tough to defeat.
beerski's the bomb.
by Chris Harrison 1 August 6, 2010
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Beersphemy

Any willful desecration of an alcoholic liquid substance...period!
"Wow! Jessica just spit beer in Jut's face, that is beersphemy!"
by alphadrummer August 26, 2012
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Beerbs

Beer dispensing boobs.
-"Damn son, that chick's beerbs got me love drunk."
by Old Greggory February 22, 2008
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Maintenance Beers

Beers drank in order to fend off the early stages of hangover and/or alcohol withdrawal. Also used to repress deep-seeded anger towards life in general.
"Hey Pete, why are you drinking, it's 8:30 in the morning"
Answer: "Maintenance beers Bro."
by Major Awesome April 2, 2010
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Half Beersiosos

(n.)a highly competitive drinking game that can be played under four variations:

(stopwatch recomended)

Original: Good if you're bored or need a fast pre-game. Evenly split a beer into two cups with a partner. Choose a desired time limit (e.g. - 1 minute and 30 seconds) and within the allotted time both you and your partner must finish their respective half beers. Consecutive rounds are played back to back with no "rest period" until a player can not make the time limit. The winner then challenges another player.

Twist: Follow "Orignal" rules, yet as you finish a round, decrease the time allotted by 15 second increments.

Elimination: Split amongst a larger group of people (best to have even amount of people so everyone gets half a beer). This is strictly a race. Whoever finishes thier portion last is elminated and then the rest of the players move onto the following rounds until a winner is declared. Every round is to be played back to back with no "rest period".

Team Relay aka Flip Cup Variant: split into 2 even teams. Each player gets half a beer. One player from each team starts to chug thier drink. The next player in line can not start until the empty cup of the player before him is placed on the table. Simply a relay type race. The losing team must add the remaining beer (if any)from the winning teams cups to thier own ontop of thier respective half beers. Once again no "rest period" is allowed between rounds.
mike and joe love playing half beersiosos in connecticut.
by Mike Lowenthal August 4, 2006
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