the perks of being a wallflower

a book for anyone who feels disconnected, unable to connect, alone/ lonely, unapreciated and sad.
the story of a boy named charlie and his most intamite thoughts shared with an anonymous friend by letters. the right connection for an introvert.
the perks of being a wallflower is a must read for anyone sensitive.

exerpts from the perks of being a wallflower
"I feel infinite."
"I don't want to start thinking again. Not like I have this last week. I can't think again. Not ever again.
I don't know if you've ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years. Or just not exist. Or just not be aware that you do exist. Or something like that. I think wanting that is very morbid, but I want it when I get like this. That's why I'm trying not to think. I just want it all to stop spinning."

by ksenija May 13, 2006

Being Offended

Claiming that you are offended is essentially saying that you are incapable of controlling and managing your own emotions and so everybody else should do it for you.

Other people eating animals offends me even though it has nothing to do with me and does not affect my life in any way, shape, or form. Now that, is an example of a complete idiot being offended.

by RytHandedCobra December 12, 2020

BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder

Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).

- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."

by iransan August 3, 2011

Beering

is the act of drinking beer, anywhere & anytime.

me: Beering?
friend: Sure
me: let's fucking go

by VitriolicHate May 23, 2015

beeng

a word that can be used to follow any positive statement. Used as an interjection, like "sweet", or "awesome".
Pronounced, bee-n-gue, sounds similar to "bean" or "bing"

"dude, i just took the last oreo from my little sister!"
-"beeng!"

"my parents just bought me a girraffe."
-"beeng!"

by benwelksv72 September 29, 2009

Being a Richard

Like saying being a dick, but using the derivative for the name dick makes it acceptable for formal company without sounding vulgar and offending any body.

(In the company of the President)

Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.

President: What?

by haydoh playdoh January 6, 2012

quit being a sally

A weak and whiny individual

"Your finger hurts? Quit being a Sally"

by Maniacal One August 12, 2017