Boeinged

When a person or company buys a very expensive and highly engineered product that blows up. Like a passenger airplane, satellite or rocket.
When person has died because of an aerospace company.
Paying 10x the advertised price for something that arrives 5 years late and doesn't work.

Luke asks "Hey Claudia, does your Direct TV work? Claudia replies " Nope sure doesn't. They got Boeinged, the satellite blew up."

Jane text her husband on his business trip. He doesn't answer and she starts to worry the he is cheating on her. She decides to watch TV.

She sees the evening news and definitely knows he is not cheating. He was Boeinged. His plane crashed.....

by TerribleTerd January 23, 2020

boeinged

When you’re hurt or killed by someone after reporting them, calling them out or criticising their actions. Like how Boeing allegedly assassinated two of its whistleblowers for calling them out for cutting corners in the 737 max and 787.

Tamara and Jamie get in a fight online over boyfriends some shit and he eventually starts calling her a whore, bitch and cunt. She decides to tell his school about what he called her, sending screenshots to students and teachers. Jamie goes to school the next day and everyone is shunning him away and Tamara stands there like a queen bee saying his actions were wrong.

Tamara is then found dead that evening on her bedroom floor with three self inflicted gunshot wounds, and the glock is still in her right hand, as forensics say. But she didn’t commit suicide. Oh no. She was actually Boeinged by Jamie as she had acted like a whistleblower.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing January 26, 2026

Boeinged

To be killed by someone after telling on them after they did something wrong, much like how Boeing kills its whistleblowers after they pointed out dangerous flaws in the 737 max and 787.

Jane got Boeinged by Chris after she told his girlfriend he had cheated on her with Jane’s best friend.

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Tell my parents that I was out last night and I’ll Boeing you!

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 21, 2025

Boeinged

To be assassinated by someone after you told on them after they did something wrong, like how Boeing allegedly killed two whistleblowers who called out issues in the 737 max and 787.

Lola got Boeinged by Sam after she told all his friends he had cheated on his girlfriend Amelie with Lola’s best friend.

by smoking & vaping is for losers October 22, 2025

boeinged

To be hurt or killed by somebody after telling on them, much like how Boeing allegedly murdered two of its whistleblowers who called out issues in the 787 and 737 max.

Jane got beat to shit by Tim for telling his girlfriend he had cheated on her with Jane’s best friend Amelie. If Jane and Amelie don’t leave the country by next week, Tim will kill them both. Jane and Amelie were absolutely boeinged by Tim.

by smoking & vaping is for losers November 1, 2025

Boing-Boinged

To have your random cat video, or steampunk mouse armor, or technique for weaponizing bacon posted to BoingBoing.net.. People send all kinds of random and amazing stuff to Boing Boing, and the editors decide which stuff is the best and then post it, along with a trackback to the person who sent the submission. Getting "Boing Boinged" virtually assures you will at least 15 milisceonds of nerdy fame, along with a host of new Twitter followers, new hits on your blog, or whatever.

"OMFG! The video of our wedding party doing the Thriller dance just got Boing-Boinged!"

by Jingleyfish August 29, 2009

boinged out

when you smoked yourself down and up and don't know when to shut up.like a unstable spring.

man that spineless greg shure is boinged out, he did'nt know if he was sitting down or standing up. Stupid,a dumbass that unzipped his zipper, sat down and shit himself!

by puddlepunk November 11, 2010