berenstein bears

children's book that we all grew up reading or hearing about the family of bears and adventures

berenstein bears christmas

by andrew April 17, 2005

King of Beers

Every group of friends has one. The King of Beers is -that guy-. Which one of your buddies is shitcanned and hollering at waitresses forty-five minutes after you got to the bar? Who is throwing up in the lazy boy? Who is standing in the bushes taking a leak, without undoing his zipper? You know when you plan for a week or two to get all the old crew together in one town, and one guy passes out in a pile of empties just as everyone else is showing up and figuring out what to do tonight? The guy who will be wearing the empty 24 pack box as a crown and permanent-markered cock drawings as the insignia of his esteemed position? That man, my friends, is the King of Beers.

"Dude, chill out. Don't get all bombed right away and just pass out again before we even decide what's going on."

"Hey man, you don't get to be the King of Beers by staying up all night!"

by Senor Cock May 3, 2009

bears on fire

1) noun - A group of bears that have been set aflame
2) adj./adv. phrase - a slang expression to add emphasis, excitement, or intensity to a sentence. Usually used to describe something hot, flaming, burning etc.
3) noun - a slang expression meaning to rebel. Usually yelled in a battle cry fashion to express the fact to everyone you are going against the man

(Got its third meaning in response to the censorship to have bears on fire)

2."My eyes burn like a bear on fire"
2."She's as hot as a bear on fire"
2."Alright for my next trick i have a bear...and fire...BAM! It's a bear on fire."
3."Screw it, i'm doing it anyway. BEARS ON FIRE!"

by Farrett November 30, 2009

beersbee

Two teams of two players, each with a beer. Each team has a stand with an empty beer bottle on it in front of them. Goal is to knock the bottle off the other team's stand. If the other team catches the frisbee, the person who threw takes a drink. If your bottle gets knocked off, you finish your beer. If you catch the frisbee in front of your stand, you finish your drink. If the wrong person throws (thworing alternates from player to player), both people on your team take a drink. The frisbee must be thrown at all times, including passing between team members. If you hand the frisbee to your teammate, you both take a drink. If your throw goes way off course or hits the ground in front of the other team, you take a drink. The only exception is if it bounces up and hits the other team's stand and knocks their bottle off. Then you have to finish your beer.

Fucking complicated rules, I know, but it's tons of fun and you get fucking smashed.

guys lets go play beersbee and get smashed

by matthewgorin July 25, 2007

beersluts

girls who go to parties with the sole purpose of getting drunk and picking up guys.

There is some hot beersluts up in here.

by Lance Mitchell August 8, 2003

Bearshak

A all male gay bar consisting of larger gay men, "Bears"

Malcome likes going to the bearshak after work almost everyday.

by YKM October 9, 2013

Cuppla Beers

What you usually tell
a police officer/wife/significant other when they ask how many beers you had tonight.

"exuse me sir, how many you had tonight?" "uuuh, I shwear Ossifer, I only had a cuppla beers".....

by Crazy68 October 1, 2009