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furmented beverage

A "macho" alcoholic drink dat supposedly "puts hair on your chest".
I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
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Sass Beverage

When someone gives you a bad attitude.
This friend of mine drunk a sass beverage because I didn’t make it to her party
by Br0 D33 May 21, 2021
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cold beverages

a cold can of beer or cold homo dick wit fungis
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Latin beverage

Typing in pee to google translate to latin and reversing in a couple times translates it to beverage

Pee -> lotium
Lotium -> urine
Urine -> potus
Potus -> beverage
Coined by NextJen
*scene* sat at bar with a friend
Friend: what you want
Me: anything but a latin beverage
Friend: *laughs in british*
Visible confusion on bartenders face
by NextJen August 24, 2024
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Adirondack Beverages

Adirondack Beverages - is a beverage company in the Mohawk Valley region of New York state.

Products

Old-School Soda

Black Cherry,Grape,Lemon-Up,OrangePineapple,Tropical Punch,Vanilla Cream, ginger ale , pink ginger ale

Clear & Sparklingedit

Summer Peach,Tropical Orange,Key Lime,Strawberry Kiwi,Wild Cherry,Black Cherry,Raspberry Duet,Concord Grape

Frannie's Sparkling Loveedit

Black Cherry Noire,Blood Orange Bliss,Pink Pomelo Paloma,Luscious Lemony Lemonade,Irish Ginger Ale,Very Vanilla Creme,Cold Coco Latte

Sparkling Wateredit

Simply Citrus,Wild BerryRaspberry, LimeLemon ,Lime,Mandarin Orange,Cherry Vanilla,Original
Adirondack Beverages is one of the few soda pop companies that sell 3 liters of soda .... and in both nys and the mid-west people say pop... not cola or soda !
by Blu_leef January 4, 2025
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Emotional support beverage

A beverage, typically one that you drink for hydration but more for comfort. Hopefully, it will boost your serotonin enough to start/ get you through the day. The effectiveness also depends on whether it comes with a straw.
*me to myself after ordering my favorite emotional support beverage: a pistachio cream mint matcha* “This shit better fix my life”

Or

After a long day, the Dude proceeded to sip his emotional support bev, the vodka-cran. Instantly, he felt the weight of the day slip away…..
by b-sides4ever September 1, 2025
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Beverage of the Gods

If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:

First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.

Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.

And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.
Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.
by Bbb23’s left testicle June 4, 2025
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