Played yourself

When you done fucked up

Guy1: I'll have cereal
*pours milk in first, has no cereal*
DJ Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself

by DJ Khaledius August 31, 2016

triple yourself

When you cum, puke and shit all at once, as seen on Misfits.

(John) So how was last night?
(Jack) Aww man, I got so drunk that I somehow managed to shit cum and puke at once!
(John) You managed to triple yourself? YUCK!

by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol December 27, 2010

Shrek Yourself

Proceeding to insert onions into your rectum.

"Hey man, go Shrek yourself"
"Dude, no"

by NightShift00 December 1, 2014

Delete yourself

It means kill yourself but a pg and is a more technologically advanced saying so it more suited to present day

Jane: ~is annoying~

Issy: Delete yourself

by Forissy December 15, 2018

peace yourself

showing yourself to the door.

-Yo man. I'm soo drunk right now.
-Ok dude. Bathroom's to the right clean yourself up. Door's down the hallway, peace yourself.

by Miguel Quique April 3, 2008

Telling on yourself

Telling on yourself. The act of showing guilt for one’s own actions in the form of giving information or details about something done or said without being asked.

Ex: She really should stop telling on herself when she was the one who started the rumor. The act of incriminating own self in an act due to guilt.
Telling on yourself

by jadewils May 15, 2021

Brace Yourself

Phrase used when something unbelievable wonderful is about to happen to someone else or even to yourself and without this warning the person's heart might stop -- at least for a moment!"

"Brace yourself, you're about to get the ride of your life!"

by Lucas Watzenrode September 6, 2018