A condition you get when you go to the Balearic islands. It can also surface as an intense desire to go to the Balearic Islands. Symptoms include re-evaluation of ones life purpose, loss of ones identity and in some cases perceived heightened spirituality and spiritual awareness. Those diagnosed with balearia may not return from the Balearic islands until the condition is cured. Chronic balearia can last for decades, and has been known to make close friends or family to disappear from daily life without explanation.
Causes are relatively unknown, but MDMA, 127bpm and a care-free lifestyle have been suggested.
Causes are relatively unknown, but MDMA, 127bpm and a care-free lifestyle have been suggested.
Hey bruv what happened to Harry? Haven't seen him since the lads trip we did after school.
He got balearia mate, he's still in Ibiza.
He got balearia mate, he's still in Ibiza.
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