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Jack Balling

Vigorously yanking down on the scrotum with one hand while jerking off the cock with the other. Typically performed in synchronous harmony until a climactic finishing release.
My balls are really sore today. I watched porn all day in my dorm room and was jack balling myself.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Yellow Balling

When you're peeing then you you stop midway through to get something done, like getting toilet paper or answering the phone.
Dude i was totaling taking a piss when all of a sudden the phone rang. I had to Yellow Ball it. Hurt like a bitch, i hate Yellow Balling.
by Mr. Fish2 May 8, 2009
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pocket balling

When you reach your hands into your pockets so as to fuck around with your balls.
"What did you during art class?"
"I was just pocket balling the whole time."
by pocketballer December 28, 2005
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lava balling

when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

edited because i don't know how to fix a typo*
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
by Magwaaf October 5, 2013
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Blue Balling

1. A painful sensation felt when a man is constantly aroused without ejaculating or when ejaculating three or four times over a short period

2. The painful feeling of all your sperm fighting their way out of your penis, usually occurs when girl stops during sexual intercourse before the man ejaculates
1. Last night I was in the middle of banging Amy when her parents came in, I was blue balling for an hour after that.

2. Have you ever tried to wank off as many times as you could and until it hurts... that is blue balling
by Dick Ng January 29, 2009
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Choco Balling

To launch small pieces of poo at unsuspecting friends.
Look! Twelly's asleep! lets give him a good Choco Balling!
by Lille 06 February 16, 2006
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Kangaroo Balling

This is when after anal sex with a fellow lady friend, you insert your testicles in her anus.Letting it clamp up, and jumping like a kangaroo to get them out.
I kangaroo balled Christina last night, in the end both of us were crying.
by Will Benson February 21, 2004
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