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oui oui baguette 

my clueless ass in french class
teacher: could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he cant eat it,
say it in french

me: Oui Oui baguette
oui oui baguette by hashhashbrown February 6, 2019

I don't speak baguette 

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.
Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

hide the baguette 

A euphemism for sex, with a French flair, from a male perspective.
And how about a little game of hide the baguette later on, mon cherie?

Douche Baguette 

The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.
The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!
Douche Baguette by HUSAT January 10, 2011

douche baguette 

"Geesh, I can't believe she fucked you over like that! What a douche baguette!
douche baguette by Loreinski April 11, 2009

d-baguette

female version of a douchebag or d-bag. jerk, bitch, lowest of the low.
"wow, she's a real d-baguette"

"gabi and sofia are too amazing to be d-baguettes"
d-baguette by gabi & sof May 24, 2009