d-baguette Share definition Flag female version of a douchebag or d-bag. jerk, bitch, lowest of the low. "wow, she's a real d-baguette""gabi and sofia are too amazing to be d-baguettes" d-baguette by gabi & sof May 24, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the d-baguette mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch