Electric Babysitter

Term used for the television.

I can't get my son off of the electric babysitter.

by Garfibromyalgia November 3, 2021

babesilicious

extremely like a babes, extremely immense

Lottie is babesilicious

by Pedrotheedro May 1, 2008

Babysitting

The art of chopping up children into tiny pieces very carefully, disemboweling them with care, and selling their organs on eBay for the low, low price of $19.95.

"Babysitting is a great way to show some responsibility, always make sure your tools are sterile and out of reach for young children."

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014

Babysitter

A sex position in which a female sits on the male's lap sideways while doing either vaginal or anal intercourse. Meanwhile the male performs oral sex on the female.

The homosexual version of this position is called the Bad Santa.

Suzy and George enjoy the babysitter.

by MC KillaByte October 4, 2007

babysitting

When you go over a girl's (woman) house and THINK you gone get the drawls, only to sit up all night FOR NOTHING because she's playing all hard to get and shit, completely wasting your f*cking time!!!

Sitting up with a female all night and not getting any.

Maaaan, I thought FOR SHO I was going to bang Tiffany last night. I didn't get shit! Ended up just babysitting her ass.

by Reggie November 28, 2004

babysit

babysit is to physically sit on a baby

Im going to babysit this child

by Auh March 5, 2019

Absent Babysitter

The type of babysitter who will spend the night using your phone, eating your food, and ignoring your kids. In other words someone who may as well not even be there.

I always thought Louise was great with kids, but it turns out she's just another absent babysitter.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010