bojangle

to choke the chicken. To jerk off. To masturbate.

1) I'm gonna bojangle to sheep and elephants.
2) Stop bojangling you pervert.

by daluder December 1, 2007

Tatty Bojangles

First used by russel howard in mock the week.

A womans or very fat mans titties.

Tatty Bojangles Aka Babylons Aka Breasts.

Whip your Tatty Bojangles out you whore !

Daym da's some big Tatty Bojangles Dawg !

by fatcunt July 9, 2009

Bojangle

Verb. (Bow-Jain-Gull)
1.When one testicle hangs lower than another.
2.An old fast-food chicken place.

"Dude, i boned a piece, now i got a nasty bojangle"

by Johny Assfault April 19, 2008

Bojangle bells

A Christmas carol sung only in the ghetto. Usually infront of a bojangles or other fried chicken establishments.

Mrs Santa goin down south to mah pole, she say she wanna ring mah bojangalang bells, mah bojangalang bells.
- Excerpt from Bojangle bells

by Frosty the meth man December 10, 2010

Bojangles

An upset cab driver in Myrtle Beach, he drives like a crazed maniac while talking on not 1, but 2 cell phones. He also threatens to beat up the patrons in his cab once they arrive at their destination. He hates white people that don't follow the 'Real Talk, no talk' rule.

Jaybirdski: 'Why don't you slow down, you are going to miss our turn you crazy dark cabby!'

Bojangles: 'Shut your fat face you drunk cracka!'

Jaybirdski: 'Slow down before we take your freedom back!'

Bojangles: 'Get out of my cab, I can drink too, I am a man.......WHAT?! WHAT?! One of you white devils need to pay me!!!'

by Harpdizzle June 17, 2008

Betty Bojangles

A pair of testicles or nut sack.

"Why don't I pop an Alka-Seltzer in my mouth and gargle your Betty Bojangles"

by D. Bittick July 25, 2007

Sweaty Bojangles

The act of a male tap dancing nude with his sweaty testicles dangling over someones face.

That poor girl was just minding her business and that dude gave her a sweaty bojangles!

by Techamongous February 3, 2010