a blue blowhorn

(noun) a horny person who can't get any

what a blue blowhorn; he's way too horny, which is probably why he never gets any. sad.

by chewlo March 14, 2006

Bloffy

A word that a few of my friends and I made up, and it means cool, awesome, epic, sweet, gnarly, or any variation on any of those words.

Person 1: "Dude! Your hat is friggin gnarly, man!"
person 2: "I know, boy! Isnt it bloffy?"

by sadieboljaa April 21, 2011

epizootics of the blowhole

a metaphorical disease where one speaks at length about something one knows nothing about; the running of the mouth; talking shit

Man, did you hear what Tangie was saying?! She was talking about Laos and how she wants to go there to visit Mt. Everest. She totally has epizootics of the blowhole!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cali blowhorn

when you fart in a persons mouth and then they blow it back in your face.

so I was with jenny last night and she gave me a cali blowhorn

by leslie smith November 2, 2007

Blohan

1. A widely used alternative to the words "LINDSAY LOHAN".
2. A girl (or gay male) who gets around and will sleep with anything that'll spread its legs.

Girl 1: Omg, did you hear what--er, who-- Blohan did on the weekend?

Girl 2: Yes she totally hooked up with Jared Leto over the weekend. Or was it Stavros Niarchos? Wait.. it was totally another one of Paris' exes. Paris Latsis?

Girl 1: Yes she did those all of guys but she also banged Mcfly's drummer! She also had another whack at Wilmer Valderrama! Word is she's also banging random English men.

Girl 2: There's Blohan for ya. Blowing the world one man at a time.

by Meayghyn July 6, 2006

Blowhobby

A blowjob you enjoy. You don’t feel obligated.

I actually enjoy his company, so I gave him a blowhobby.

by Dream__weaverr January 3, 2019

Boofhole

Another word for butthole, b-hole, or asshole.

Phill, if you ignore my call one more time, I'm going to put m fist right in your boofhole when I see you.

by DocMcBOOFINS October 11, 2020