Blape

A blow job rape. A blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his penis taken advantage of by a typically manipulative cocksucker, forcing him to get his penis sucked even if it's against his wishes.

I've been blaped by three nasty girls while drunk, and one priest while in confession.

by bowlfullofjelly July 8, 2011

Happy Blapping

Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.

Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"

by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006

blapse

to hit, punch. from the greek blapto - to hurt or harm

I blapsed this rudeboy

by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003

Blaped

When you hit a vaporizer and smoke a blunt, and then become blunted and vaped.

"Yo dude did you hit that vape last night?" -Guy 1
"Ya man and after that blunt, i was blaped." -Guy 2
"Yeah I was so fucked up I was making up words and had the worst munchies!" -Guy 1

by Im stoned off my ass September 24, 2010

Blapper

bop jam good song

Hey did you hear walk it like I talk it. It’s a real blapper!

by Eseweiiii May 23, 2018

Sharticle blapping

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

blapanese

A black person who thinks they are Japanese. Not many exist.

Blapanese idiot.

by B-Drac October 28, 2003