the banana is the most delicious fucking fruit to ever live. seriously this fucker is longer than your penis. its better than the fucking apple and the fucking orange. you know why? because they fucked their mom and the banana didnt fuck his mom.
by @danner.1 April 15, 2019
Get the banana mug.A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.
*user picks up banana
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?
by GhostToastBanana April 20, 2019
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Fresh fruit. More dangerous than a pointed stick. The banana can be a lethal weapon in the hands of a trained expert. Even the military has special units that train in these scenarios.
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A similar but more extreme label than NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard), used mainly to refer to suburbanites or environmentalist groups protesting the building of oil refineries, nuclear waste dumps, etc. near their property.
A similar but more extreme label than NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard), used mainly to refer to suburbanites or environmentalist groups protesting the building of oil refineries, nuclear waste dumps, etc. near their property.
by aethernet October 3, 2007
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Since Onision is very cancerous, most victims must be hospitalized.
Since Onision is very cancerous, most victims must be hospitalized.
Jerry: "Hey have you heard about Onision?"
Paul, a smart white male: "Oh you mean the next hitler?"
Jerry: (does the world good as a faggot banana should, and kills himself.)
Paul, a smart white male: "Oh you mean the next hitler?"
Jerry: (does the world good as a faggot banana should, and kills himself.)
by Daddy carrot February 13, 2017
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Ricc: Rick and Morty suks and I eat banana
Ricc: Rick and Morty suks and I eat banana
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