Azaria

She’s a literal goddess. She’s everything you’d want a person. She’s crazy and a little wild, but she is very humble and understanding. She looks very ethereal and gorgeous when you first take a glance at her but don’t worry because, she’s the same way on the inside. She maybe shy and quiet but she’s a huge freak.

“Who is that?”

“Oh her? That’s Azaria.”
“Wow...She’s so beautiful.”

by _cyberirie January 20, 2021

Alarm Clock

An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.

The alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.

by punkchicka4 November 18, 2010

redneck car alarm

Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.

Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

bullshit alarm

An alarm in your head that goes off when someone around you lies, compelling you to yell "BULLSHIT!" suddenly and loudly.

When Tina heard Dylan say he aced the Geometry exam, her bullshit alarm went off, and several teachers frowned disapprovingly when she yelled "bullshit!" in the hallway.

by Rose Reaper November 15, 2007

azariel

Azariel, the best god damn person to ever walk on this earth. Every move he makes makes girls panties wet, with every glance he makes the world rumble. He is sexy beyond wonders, has the hair of a King, the face of a model, stunning eyes, a built and good looking body with the fashion style of a God. He himself is a person that everyone should be lucky to know as he is the best of the best.

Is that him? The Azariel? The one AND only?

by CHULELO December 11, 2017

Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

alarm clock

a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.

alarm clock:
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
kid:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."

by allisgoodindahood December 31, 2011