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Ben Abbots Disease

Ben Abbots is a disease suffered by the students of Chipping Norton school, mostly seen in the 6th form, it can materialize as a rash or spots, and can take many years to be free of the disease, sometimes you are stuck with the disease forever,
some people will also suffer from Luke Davies disease at the same time, as both disease can simultaneously infect the body through the ear, suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies disease at the same time can lead to diarrhoea, constipation and possible spleen failure.

Ben Abbots disease can be treated with antibiotics or more commonly with the herbal patch "tashorheo" which can be purchased from most pharmacies.

When suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Daives disease it can be much harder to become free of the disease, it usually takes at least 1500ml of diet coke every day for 8 months along with 40kg of pringles a month along side a spoon full of sugar,

side effects to Ben Abbots disease and the Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies Disease combination include an uncontrollable need to shout out random banter, describe visually sexual acts with surrounding peoples mothers and the compulsive need to put your hand in peoples faces and Shout "Face"
Me and Natasha both contracted Ben Abbots Disease It was very painful. Alice caught Ben Abbots Disease, she still has not recovered
by Joe Drinkwaters April 22, 2008
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Abbotting

To juggle multiple females at a time without confrontation from one another. In order to be consider Abbotting you must not be caught by one of the females you are juggling.
Having different girls come over every night without a conflict between two of those girls would be considered Abbotting.
by koboxer25 October 6, 2010
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Almost same definition as "Kick Ass"
The word is used if the person is experiencing comfort in any kind, or has it very good in other ways.

This word is only used in a town called Skien in Norway.
Acctually it's only used in a place called Falkum. Wich is a part of the town, Skien.

There is only about 15 +/1 ppl who use this word frequently.

The word comes from the tv show "South park".

The kids there frequently use the word "Kick-Ass".
So we started using it.
And in one episode there is a guy called "Fat abbot".
So we started calling fat ppl for "Fat abbot".
But one night one of my friends used this variant: This was really "Kick abbot" instead of "Kick Ass". And that is how the word was born.
If you sit down in a really comfy chair you can say "Ohh, this was Kick-Abbot"
Or if you drink something that is really good you can say "Ohh, this was Kick-Abbot"
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Some guy in the south park episode to do with tree houses. A mini cartoon inside a cartoon. Takes the p*ss out of the cosby show.
I had my jimmy wacked 7 times last week, ill busta cap in your n*gga ass shit.
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A retarded bot which make everyones life miserable in the channel #ag.
AGBot: I PWNZ0RZ U OLOLLOOLOLOLLOOLOL
<You have been time-banned for 60mins>
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That midget over there with a tiny penis is dakota abbott.
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