assmittens

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

by Forseti April 26, 2006

asswich

1.) A sandwich of ass. (noun)

2.) A stupid, often incompetent individual with little regard for anyone besides him or herself. (noun)

3.) Pertaining to or in the context of being a tool. (adjective)

1.) "I asked for a meatball hero, but the guy pulled his pants down and slapped some bread on his ass and gave me an asswich!"

2.) "You're so fucking stupid, Chelsea. You're an asswich."

3.) "That's asswichy of you. Go die."

by TerriAnne June 14, 2009

asswipe

A person that annoys the hell out of me an acts like a complete douchebag.

You're a asswipe

by bringjadenthehorizon November 12, 2014

asswipe

someone who has a messed up personality, does the wrong thing, or stinks!

boy: why do you keep disobeying me?...and take a bath asswipe!
girl: really?
boy: lol jk

by luluknobetter January 3, 2015

asswipe

A person who is so stupid that they make the donkey look good (smarter than them).

guy 1: I know a guy who asked me how to do the same math problem about ten times.

guy 2: Some people never learn. What an asswipe.

by Edefiner February 10, 2015

asswipe

another word for dickhead,asshole or other slang words

guy 1 "dude that guy is such and asswipe"
guy 2 "total douchbag"

by scottyboyy64 March 11, 2016

asswine

Cheap wine you drink to get shitfaced

Person 1 : wanna go fore some asswine
Person 2: sure i don't have money for any nice wine

by Scyra March 15, 2018