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shower amnesia

when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.

Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010
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adolescent amnesia

The condition that causes a teenager to repeatedly forget to perform tasks.
Suffering from a virulent case of adolescent amnesia, my daughter consistently forgot to to do her homework.
by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010
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Buritto Amnesia

Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.
Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag

Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
by Captian Lion March 14, 2011
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Shampoo Amnesia

When you are showering and cannot remember if you washed your hair during that showering session or if that was on another day.
My hair was wet but I couldn't remember if I had actually washed my hair; shampoo amnesia strikes again!
by Benton42 April 6, 2011
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chocolate amnesia

When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else
One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.
by lilymewlis97 October 26, 2011
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Angel Anes

They sit and laugh as they know she suffers now. For what goes around comes around. Karma is a bitch or Gods. I always said. What goes around comes around. What goes up must come down. The bastards were warned that Revenge is a dish best served cold. Whats done in the dark. Comes to light. To do unto others as it will be done to them.

What goes around comes around. What goes up, must come down.
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by Angel Anes January 27, 2019
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Anessa

a sexy chick, cool, laid back, and fun to hang with. But don't piss her off,

cause she will unleash the furry! A good friend, great mother & an awesome

lover!! (so I've heard)

adj. describing a whole lot of whoop ass!
#1 : "Oh no you did'nt!!"

# 2 : "Oh yes, I did!"

# 1 : "Oh no you did'nt!"

# 2 : "Yes, I did!!"

# 3 "Did you see the Anessa that she just delivered onto that Biotch??"

# 4 : "Yeah, I betcha she'll think twice, before doing that again!"
by Scotties girl February 5, 2010
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