Angus

A guy with a big dick, beautiful, and very handsome. He also gets all the girls

Leyla: he’s such an Angus. I love him

by AnAngus November 30, 2019

Angus

Literally, just a guy that is kinda attractive but no one notices it, somewhat smart but not studious. Angus is relatively good at activities but never excels at one in particular. Angus is flirtatious but in conversations alone, Angus can get choked up and can't hold a conversation (unless he is really used to your company). Angus loves kids and pets, he has at least 2 animals in his house. He can get attached real easily and won't let go until it's resolved, there is no ghosting Angus. Lastly, he will always be there for you when you need it and is very reliable in a close friendship.

This is my good friend Angus!

I heard Angus is pretty good at guitar, but I thought he played piano.

by NFT connoisseur sigma male October 27, 2021

Angus Deayton

He's just _the_ coolest guy on the planet. He looks just like that guy from Maximo Park, but he isn't! He's just so cool!

He's the ex-host of the Beeb's 'Have I Got News For You', which he was fired from when he was found to be sleeping with prostitutes and taking drugs. But fired from his job? Ah, nevermind. Still, he's back working with ITV, on all kinds of cool shows! That involve lawyers and more quiz shows.

Wow, you're such an Angus Deayton!

by Nifrith May 3, 2005

Reverse angus

A reverse angus is when a girl inserts a ten oz raw angus steak into her vagina. The guy goes down on said girl literally eats the angus out of her and digests said steak. Girl gets onto all fours on the bed, ass north and inserts beer funnel into rectum, he dones his rubber boots and does the heffer from behind. As he continues to get her off, he regurgitates the angus via the alaskian pipeline into the funnel, he simultaneously opens all valves bringing her to climax.

Yo Tony! Wassup dog?!?' 'Not much, what did you get up to last night.' 'Me and my hoe got up to some dirty things last night. Usually I like my angus medium rare but last night that bitch was well done!' -reverse angus

by Rodhole Mackophine June 9, 2010

Angus Wright

A word to describe something or someone that is past the point of no return - basically, the cunts fucked.

Average in every way, these unique people are most commonly of incredibly wealthy breed and inhabit the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney. Usually found looking up Oasis riffs and generally just being a fag. These strange species of Australian mammal do not breed as they have no suitable mate who would touch them with a 10ft pole. This species could well be homosexual, but it's sexuality is still unknown.

Oi cuz don't you reckon that cunt's a bit of an Angus Wright?

Yeh mate, totally average and unfortunately gay..

by sperma toadle September 1, 2010

angus porter

An Angus porter is a person who carries people called Angus who are too lazy to do any work.

Jim: The Angus Porter.
Bob: That's not a sentence.
Dave: Yes it is.

by Pôq ugôͶa June 18, 2018

Angus Young

One of the best guitarists out there.
He is the lead guitarist for AC/DC, and is known for his amazing stage antics and his blues style of guitar. He was wrongly ranked 96 on the Rolling Stone Top 100 Guitarist List, when he should have been ranked at least #50.
Definition #13 can shove his crappy guitar skills up his ass!

"Wow, Angus Young is a freaking God!"
"Yeah, I love jacking off to his guitar solos!"
"Alright man, that's just weird..."
"I know, but who doesn't?"
"True."

by the crazy monkey January 25, 2009