The angry ape is a complicated and twisted sexual act; it requires a willing man and a sometimes unwilling dwarf, midget, or downie. To complete this unimaginable deed, one first probes the female's vagina with both fists in the doggy style position, and then proceeds to insert the hard on into the anus, whether it is clean or dirty, shaven or hairy. Once in this position, the male has entered the hunched-over ape stance that gives this act its name, and only needs to proceed with fucking both the anus with the erect penis and the vagina with the fists. While doing the female, it is a requirement but usually a side effect to make inhumane apelike noises. Once orgasm has been attained, discarding of the female to the proper trash receptacle is recommended.
"Hey Chris, why are you dragging a midgetted downie to the trash can?"
"I just did the angry ape... and don't worry Matt, i recycle."
"I just did the angry ape... and don't worry Matt, i recycle."
by GMW and CJM October 24, 2006
Get the the angry ape mug.A colloquial expression used for the anus and sphincter, taken collectively and most often, in the context of pending or on-going sexual activity, such as anal sex or rimming. It is often abbreviated simply as "ABS" in the interest of brevity.
Even with slight, random muscle control over the anus, when said anus is viewed by an observer / sexual partner, the anus resembles the body of the spider. Moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the anus ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid's limbs (i.e. a spider's legs) flailing about.
Naturally, said "arachnid" legs are thought to be moving in anger as the anus goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the anus is likely to experience at the hands of another participant.
Although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.
Even with slight, random muscle control over the anus, when said anus is viewed by an observer / sexual partner, the anus resembles the body of the spider. Moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the anus ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid's limbs (i.e. a spider's legs) flailing about.
Naturally, said "arachnid" legs are thought to be moving in anger as the anus goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the anus is likely to experience at the hands of another participant.
Although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.
Did I tell you about that chick I slept with at the party last night? Turns out that she was BIG into anal, so she showed me her angry brown spider...and as I slipped it into her brown, she gasped but then told me to 'take her soul'.
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A: So, you're divorced now, any regrets?
B: Nothing, except the divorce angreement.
A: Well, lets go play ping pong.
B: She kept the ping pong table.
B: Nothing, except the divorce angreement.
A: Well, lets go play ping pong.
B: She kept the ping pong table.
by Jaxonxx September 24, 2009
Get the Angreement mug.When the male is having sex with someone not so attractive or annoying, he shoves his penis in her butt then pukes on her back. She'll start flapping her arms and the two together will look like a pissed off buzzard
Dude remember that chick I left with last night? I was gonna rodeo her but instead I pulled the angry buzzard on her instead.
by sniffles 88 May 19, 2010
Get the Angry Buzzard mug.When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.
by Sir Curly Jefferson June 6, 2011
Get the Angry Bird Feeder mug.This is a party prank that is best done at a random house party. You start off by emptying a whole role of toilet paper into the toilet and then proceed to drop a huge deuce ontop of the toilet paper (similar to a toad sitting on a lily pad). The best part is if executed properly the owner of the toilet will not be able to flush it thus having to remove the atrocity by other means
Dude1: Hey man how was that girls party last night?
Dude2: She got really hammered and told me to leave so I made an angry toad in the upstairs bathroom.
Dude1: Hahaha maybe she'll think twice about kicking someone out when she's digging that out with a shovel tomorrow!
Dude2: She got really hammered and told me to leave so I made an angry toad in the upstairs bathroom.
Dude1: Hahaha maybe she'll think twice about kicking someone out when she's digging that out with a shovel tomorrow!
by Lee011 June 10, 2011
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