alabama lincoln

When you are in the movie theater and you cum on the back of someones head when they're not looking.

Wow, Pablo just gave me a "alabama Lincoln" while watching Cars 2, I didn't even have any napkins.

by Kurt_Cobain_ScatterBrain69 March 22, 2017

Alabama birth control

After blowing your load in a woman’s vagina you go down on her to eat out your load. Therefore preventing pregnancy.

Bro last night I had to use Alabama birth control with Jackie because I blew my load in her

by FraglyFrank June 27, 2018

alabaster jackrabbit

Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.

Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.

Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!

Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.

Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.

by inbeedee September 5, 2019

Alabama potato chip

The act of nutting on another persons back multiple times and letting it dry up, after it dry up you peel it off and enjoy a good snack.

Denny: you maui wanna try the alabama potato chip
Maui: sure denny daddy

by Imp the god August 17, 2021

Alabama

You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.

Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Alabama Oil Pump

A move performed during sex that has the woman on bottom, with her ass pointing up (achieved thru laying on her shoulders on the floor, with her back against the couch for support). The man positions himself so that he can aim his wang downward and entering her, either in the ass or the vagina. The thrusting motion looks like a oil derick pumping for oil.

Seeing the oil fields as we traveled cross country reminded me to give her the Alabama Oil Pump when we stopped.

by Gordy17 July 26, 2005

Alabama mud butt

When you get so drunk at a party that you pass out and people put chocolate cake in your pants to make you think that you shit yourself.

Based on true story.

John was drunk and a little obnoxious so he woke up with an Alabama mud butt.

by oaff November 3, 2010