Tess almighty is a semi- famous Viner that is directed towards fans of fifth harmony, twenty one pilots, the 1975, and one direction. She's hot as hell and makes the funniest vines ever.
person 1: " dude did you see Tess almighty's vine with Zach Tomlinson last night?"
person 2: " hell yeah! they are friendship goals af!"
person 2: " hell yeah! they are friendship goals af!"
by gamsjfhjejajhdjdjdjdhdhdh December 31, 2015
Get the tess almighty mug.*R/IDEEP IN THE GOBLIN CITY WERE 2 VEGGIES, MARII AND EMMA. THEY PRAYED TO BRISUS AND THE MAJESTIC OOF OAK TREE. THEIR PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED BY BRISUS AND LEGEND HAS IT THE OOF OAK IS STILL THERE.
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
Get the the almighty oof oak mug.A god of peace and order, taking the form of an ordinary chicken egg. His followers are a small cult with about 10-15 members.
by SovOverlord April 23, 2022
Get the Widerstehest the Almighty Egg mug.Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.
Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
by VE007 February 6, 2010
Get the The Almighty Couch mug.EVERY APRIL 30TH ALL AROUND THE WORLD EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KILLS ONE PERSON AND ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL REWARDS EVERYONE WITH EVERYTHING THEY WISH FOR ALL YEAR LONG, PERFECT EVERYTHING EVEN PARTNER. MONEY, AND BETTER TECHNOLOGY AND GREATER TASTING FOOD THAN LAST YEAR, EVERYONE CANT WAIT FOR THIS DAY THAT DREAMS COME TRUE EVERY TIME THOSE WHO HONOR ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR ALWAYS FOREVERMORE, but the only place that doesnt practice this is united states of america...they probably dont even know and missing up big time because everything gets better every year even the cars. even stealh camo that makes you invisable. everything you want. then you have another year to think about even greater stuff and ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL always BLESS WAY MORE THAN YOU ASK FOR THOSE WHO DOES THIS THING.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 24, 2022
Get the THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL mug.a dirty blonde teenage girl with a sexy slim body, nice hips, nice butt, and nice tits; it's all ruined with her black bushy eyebrows, hairy toes, huge teeth, disgustingly infected belly button ring with pus, big birthmarks all over her face, pointed fingers, hairy vag.,
striking resemblance to a draft horse.
striking resemblance to a draft horse.
by AYDEEKAY y LINBEL November 1, 2009
Get the the almighty Dixon mug.bro-almighty is the leader of a pack of bros. He only drinks american beer and bathes daily in old spice. He doesn't handle light work, like bouncers or hoes. That's only for common bros. Bro-Almighty deserves only the highest respect.
Example: George Washington was a bro-almighty.
by Bearded Wisdom January 30, 2014
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