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Artistic

When said in a British accent it becomes “autistic”. A great way to secretly insult your friends
Bob: joe, you are so artistic (in a British accent)
Joe: why thank you, bob
Bob: 00f
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Autisticrush

When an autistic, or otherwise socially awkward person develops an obsessive attraction toward another person which is almost never reciprocated, due to the awkward person coming off way too strong and being completely oblivious to their crush's discomfort.
"That weird kid Brian has such an autisticrush on Sarah, it's almost too painful to watch."
by Big McHugeLarge March 12, 2014
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Autistic Turtle

When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.
"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.
by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010
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autistic

a buzzword used by 14 year old redditors to describe things or people they don't like
"ew i don't like this game it's so autistic lol hahaha i called something autistic for the 500th time xdddd lol funny give me my karma and upvotes now"
by I don't know lmao April 5, 2020
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con-artistic

having or revealing natural skills of a person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true.
Man, I was about to hit it and quit it but then she took off her nails, weave, and miracle bra. I'm not fucking with that con-artistic ass anymore.
by crunkberry May 20, 2016
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Autistic Monkey

by Kashchei November 27, 2003
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Atheistic

Atheistic is the quality of being atheist. That is to believe that there is no god. Though the customary response for many logical thinkers and scientific types it falls prey to the same logic flaws of religion as it is, ultimately, a belief and has neither been proven or dis-proven.
Atheistic person: "look up there!"
Jehova's witness: *looks up at sky "there's nothing up there"
Atheistic person: "Exactly"
by Jelly Mason August 8, 2014
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