Acorn dicking

Acorn dicking describes the occasion in which a person decides to go on a spree of using chipmunks and/or squirrels as pocket pussies. After the act is done, the human proceeds to chuck or punt the tree critter as far as it may go.

“Hey chuck, wanna go acorn dicking today??”
“Ooowiee Chester that sounds like a bright idea for this kinda day”

*proceeds to enact a sexual holocaust on chipmunks* (big oof)

by Bruhbruh420420 September 18, 2019

Acorn in a Fur Coat

When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.

"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"

by reversefront September 3, 2016

Hung like an acorn

Meaning that a penis is so small, that it has the resemblance of an acorn on an oak tree, like a small bulb when it hangs off the body.

Hey, Do you know Seth?, well apparently all the girls say he's hung like an acorn!

by pwnstar76 March 25, 2010

hit the acorn with a stick

When someone went to far saying an insult or something bad to a person

girl: “hope you end up in a grave soon; you dumb prick”
boy: “wow you really hit the acorn with a stick”

by grapefruittrees June 15, 2020

acorn head ass

When a punk ass bitch got a acorn head, no eyebrows, and brick lips.

Savage #1: Yo Jaiden Charles if you dont get ya acorn head ass on. Savage #2: Facts

by SavageAsf May 23, 2016

Roblox Acorn Head

The roblox acorn head is basically a starter roblox character it has Chester hair aka acorn hair and some great clothes

assbeater420: hey stupid acorn head
acorn head: I have your ip
assbeater420: no you don’t
acorn head: (ip address here)
assbeater420: that isn’t my ip you Roblox Acorn Head lookin ass

by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 22, 2022

happy little acorns

refers to dried mushroom button caps.

We ate the happy little acorns, and were shrooming all night!

by Kat November 20, 2004