Aled

Named after a light-emitting diode (LED). This baby's name is given by parents, who after witnessing the birth of their child, had considerable lower aspirations for him compared to the time he was conceived. The realisation that his ability to "shine" will be short lived and need replacing within 5 years is the inspiration behind this gem. Aled likes to dress in feminine clothing and collect paperclips when visiting old people's homes. He is a believer of believing but will categorically not believe anything he believes. He's a very special lady.

Doctor: What will you name your beautiful girl? I mean son! *giggles*
Parent 1: Geez... uhh... Pff... Spanner?... Flannel?... Dip...
Doctor: Can I stop you there, sorry. It might be worth thinking about his.. best feature *bursts out laughing*
Both parents: ALED!

by Serenely Glad March 28, 2019

psycopathetic(ated)

psycopathetic(ated):
A dude who is fucked in the head. He is worthless and you shouldnt associate with them!!!

"i slept with a chick last night.
i think?
i think her name was?
Fuck man did i even sleep last night?
Dude wats the time?
FUCK!"
DUDE U R SO psycopathetic(ated)

by ZAGA April 26, 2006

atleast

at the lowest estimate or figure

The repairs will cost atleast $100.

by Janice Cocco October 17, 2006

Atley's Penis

A fat honking piece of delicious meat that resembles a 13 foot table leg. Most women can't handle that kind of meat so they have to improvise.

I love the taste of Atley's Penis

by Atley pepepeo January 4, 2022

Atlee

The most races white man in the world and he sucks shrimp dicks

Jim was atlee fuck partner but he has a shrimp dick

by Andrei Bernal January 31, 2019

atted

atted is martynas way of saying @. it’s not a real word. stooopid.

martyna: he atted me.
me: no. no.

by NatMc April 10, 2019

Atede

A very stiff person who fails to support good football clubs e.g manchester United. Atede's often become rapists due to their obsession with women

Atede, please have sense.

by Ezeh_one July 23, 2020