assassination

People don't rob somebody with automatic weapons for 100 dollars and under. There are bank robbers that go out of their way to keep people alive for millions of dollars. If someone is risking their life, freedom, and someone else's life for 100 dollars, the cash the clerk had on hand was never the prize. The payoff was either going to come later if the assassins didn't get caught, or they were taking a fall for somebody else by getting caught.

The assassination was made to look like a robbery, as many are. Robberies and accidents tend to be two things an assassin falls in love with as a go to explanation for why an unsuspecting target ended up dead.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

Assanate

To assault ones rectum with ill intent.

“ I assanated her so hard last night she wont be sitting right.

by Barnibas December 18, 2021

assinated

You know what it means.

TV: Earlier this morning the current US president was assinated by the last person anyone would expect...
Everyone: Ew.

by ohmyjesusfrick February 24, 2022

assassination

An ass that murders you.

Someone: Hey dude, did you hear, something is doing assassination, its not a person
Someone else: dam, that must be the ass going round town.

by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023

Assassination Classroom Ban

No. No... You can go fuck yourself with that shit. Fuck this guy. Don't vote for that son of a bitch. As a matter of fact....

Hym "Vote AGAINST that motherfucker. I don't even care who it is. Whoever is responsible for the Assassination Classroom Ban needs to go. Get this guy right the fuck out of here. DeSantis? Somebody else? I do not care. Fuck outta here. That's one of the greatest shows of all time! Has been rated "the saddest ending" of any show on multiple sites. It's good. They said 'it teaches kids to murder their teachers' which is ridiculous. It's almost the exact opposite of what it teaches."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2023

Assinated

meaning murder by ass

Abaham was assinated wish a shotgun

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Assassination Classroom

Starting to think I had a hand in that...

Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023