age of mythology

a time long ago when people's concerns amounted to protecting their gold, needing reinforcements to defend their temples, and warding off angry purple gods

i'm running low on the cash flow like it's the age of mythology up in here

by funwithanun December 18, 2003

Age shame

When you shame someone just because of their age.

"ahaha, look at Jimmy, he's 11 years old."
"hey, don't age shame. you were once 11 too."

by !@#$%^&&*(())_ August 17, 2021

age of consciousness

the age at which you finally begin to remember things

mom: you remember that time you ran around the house naked? you were only a baby.

son: no, that must have been before my age of consciousness

by thegravy March 28, 2011

age denial

avoiding the recognition of how old you are

Age Denial can be accomplished by not looking in mirrors and/or not wearing glasses

by yuba gurl July 13, 2012

Age of war

a flash game that many people have nostalgic memories of playing, it's a strategy game where you must build a continuous stream of troops to defend your civilization and attack the enemy.

"dude do you remember playing flash games as a kid"?

"hell yeah i do, do you remember age of war?"

by Doge layer December 28, 2020

Age of Empires

A computer game which requires alot of strategy and takes place in the early "ADs". You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion (AoE: Conquerors) features more civilizations and new units (military personal / technologies). This game makes for a great alternative to masturbation, or can serve as a "timetaker" while your downloads complete.

John: I went to Disney World over break!!!
Dan: I Age of Empires 'd Morpheus and then splurged my spooze all over the place!!!

by Aliii May 1, 2006

Age Regression

Age Regression is a completely non-sexual coping mechanism. There are people that intentionally regress to deal with heavy stress and stuff, and there are people that involuntarily regress, too. If typing, some regressors may type more like this: "Hewwo! Is *name*, and I is *insert young age*! Is nice meets you!"

Person 1: Why is *insert person* acting so immature, like a child?
Person 2: Oh, that's because they use Age Regression, or agere, to cope with issues they are having!

by That_Dumbass March 2, 2022