Afghan 69

The sexual act of smashing buttholes and crashing balls. Usually happens in Afghanistan, between two deployed guys who don't know the difference between 69'ing and scissoring. Commonly accomplished with a running start, or a rope swing.

B-holes smashin', balls crashin'. The ole' Afghan 69.

by Hawktopus March 8, 2017

Afghan Penis

Spicy and long it becomes erect in times of war and conflict.

At the start of the war the afghan penis swelled to impressive size

by Persian princess March 11, 2014

Afghanistan Handstand

This is when you take your female partner and have her stand in front of you. You then proceed to lick in one smooth motion from the clitoris all the way along the cunt until you reach butthole. This will make the girl jump and flip for excitement thus landing on her hands performing a handstand.

Brian: "Yo Ted did you end up doing that new thing with your girlfriend last night?"

Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"

Brian: "Awesome dude!"

by Johnny Appleseed II December 2, 2013

afghan shoelace

When you pull just the string from the anal beads back out leaving the beads inside

I want to give her an Afghan shoelace.

by 21 jump up November 29, 2016

Afgasms

The aftershock orgasms she has when you’re done with her

Lying naked after sex her body was still twitching with afgasms

by Afgasms Giving January 2, 2019

Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan

Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.

by Rntcsta February 9, 2021

Afghan motorboat

This occurs only on Thursdays in the "Muslim religion" when one male motorboats the bloody butt cheeks of another man after anal and gets a red beard

Afghan motorboat- you so ginger your beard looks like an Afghani motorboat

by BiGBl00d December 20, 2021