Guac Guac 3000

The action of giving a blowjob while using a slice of grapefruit and trying to have a casual conversation about the economy.

I heard my mother giving my Dad the Guac Guac 3000 during my Minecraft let's play last night.

by The yankee with no brim April 14, 2020

Johnson Extractor 3000

a tool that allows you to extract your Johnson from any orifice that it might have gotten stuck in.

Mike - “Dude, you cop your Johnson Extractor 3000?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”

by starchild.69.69 July 20, 2019

vacuum cleaner 3000

when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.

“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”

“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”

by freakygaygirl101 January 30, 2021

Gobble gobble 3000

To Give a really fast and intense head to a male.

"Yooo Jessica gave me real quick gobble gobble 3000 last night"

"It went like shhsvwvshwhwheusheh"

by A person who hates ppl :) August 19, 2019

shlong master 3000

someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.

Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

sketch master 3000

someone doing something really sketchy. like if someone shows up to a party and they're just chillin in the back not talking to anyone is a sketch master 3000. also known as sketch master flex.

Hey, look at that guy he just creepily smelled that girls hair.
Ew, definetly sketch master 3000

by robertskinner December 25, 2010

gawk gawk 3000

a sloppy but hard blowjob

I just got the best gawk gawk 3000 ever from my girl bro.

by BIGGIANTPPMAN April 8, 2022