The action of giving a blowjob while using a slice of grapefruit and trying to have a casual conversation about the economy.
by The yankee with no brim April 14, 2020
Mike - “Dude, you cop your Johnson Extractor 3000?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”
by starchild.69.69 July 21, 2019
when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.
“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
by freakygaygirl101 January 31, 2021
by A person who hates ppl :) August 20, 2019
by Joey Rockwell May 24, 2008
someone doing something really sketchy. like if someone shows up to a party and they're just chillin in the back not talking to anyone is a sketch master 3000. also known as sketch master flex.
by robertskinner December 24, 2010
by BIGGIANTPPMAN April 08, 2022