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Sex by OLLOLOLOLLOLLOOLOLOOLOLO November 22, 2009
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What 90% of the Urban Dictionary consists of, usually with strange and inappropriate names, like 'Eiffel Tower', 'Ice Cream Sandwich', and so on and so forth.
sex by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 October 7, 2016
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i dunno about humans. but clams.... wow.
clams begin their lives as males, developing sex organs in about a year. when they get older, they may become female. now that's hot. basically they both let their stuff out into the ocean and it makes itself. they are so sexual that if they have real sex they won't be able to bare it and can die. the "stuff" meets up somewhere downstream and makes a larva that grows a foot, grabs the sand, makes a shell, and becomes a clam.
clams begin their lives as males, developing sex organs in about a year. when they get older, they may become female. now that's hot. basically they both let their stuff out into the ocean and it makes itself. they are so sexual that if they have real sex they won't be able to bare it and can die. the "stuff" meets up somewhere downstream and makes a larva that grows a foot, grabs the sand, makes a shell, and becomes a clam.
sex by oh-baby-oh-baby May 23, 2009
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I opened my door one day, exhausted from working at McDonalds for 10 hours (dont judge) and my girlfriends sitting on the counter. We had never had sex before. She looks at me and simply says 'im ready'. Im grinned with excitement. I spread out her legs (her clothes still on) and stood in between them. I brushed my fingers through her long wavy black hair. She began frenching, so did I. I picked her up, with her legs still wrapped around my waist, and brought her into our bedroom. She stood against the wall and I held her. I began to pull down her skirt, then I unbuttoned her blouse. Every button that I did, she seemed to become more horny. Once Her Over-clothes were off, I began too work at her bra. She began to get impatient. She pushed me onto the bed and wipped off her bra and panties faster that I could say 'sexy'. I took off my clothes as well. Instead of getting ontop of me (which was what I expected), She went straight for my dick. She began sucking it and licking until it was hard. She then got up and went face to the wall, bent over, put her hands on the wall, spread her legs, and told me too come. I did as my lover requested. I got on my knees and began licking her clit I stuck my tounge into her wet pussy as far as it would go. She was moaning loudly by then. I stood up and began shoving my hard 6-inch dick into her pussy. I starting cumming and she moaned even louder. Then we got on the bed and I said "69". She understood me imediently. She Began licking my hard dick and balls, and I Stuck my warm fingers into her Pussy, then my tounge. Then I pulled her from my dick and lay on top of her. I began licking and sucking at her cold tits. By this time she was screaming "Josh, oh my gawd Josh, Harder" I began sucking her tits harder, and at the same time I put my dick into her pussy.
By the end, she was satisfied, and I was simply exhausted. We went too sleep quickly.
The next week she came downstairs and looked at me with a grin on her face. She said, "It happened, im pregnant" I hugged her with joy, and I proposed.
Then the whole thing started over again.**
By the end, she was satisfied, and I was simply exhausted. We went too sleep quickly.
The next week she came downstairs and looked at me with a grin on her face. She said, "It happened, im pregnant" I hugged her with joy, and I proposed.
Then the whole thing started over again.**
Sex by FreakyWierdo97 July 9, 2009
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Best damn activity out there.
Levels of Satisfaction:
(Level 1)
*inadequate pleasure for woman, humiliation for man*
0 + <=8 = :-/
(Level 2)
*satisfaction for woman, yet, more satisfaction for man*
0 + <===8 = :-)
(Level 3)
*Unexplicable pleasure for woman, great pride for man*
0 + <========8 = :-D
Levels of Satisfaction:
(Level 1)
*inadequate pleasure for woman, humiliation for man*
0 + <=8 = :-/
(Level 2)
*satisfaction for woman, yet, more satisfaction for man*
0 + <===8 = :-)
(Level 3)
*Unexplicable pleasure for woman, great pride for man*
0 + <========8 = :-D
Sex by i-Do-whAt-I-waNt September 9, 2006
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sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
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I step into my bedroom. "This is it"I say, lying down. "Cool" my friend answers. I can see his muscles showing through his abercrombie shirt. I start breathing a little faster as he walks towards me. "So" he asks. He starts to pull off his shirt and shows me his muscles. He then pulls off his pants, just leaving on his boxers. I watch as he slowly un zips my jeans and throw them on the floor. "What are you doing?" I ask him. "You'll see". I then open my mouth gaping in awe as he takes off his boxers. Before me is the biggest cock I've ever seen. 12 inches around and 4 wide. I then take it in to my mouth, sucking hungrily.
He then pulls of my shirt but has trouble with the bra so I direct his hands how to untie it. I then pull of my underwear and we get under the covers. We have sex there. He slides his dick in and out,in and out. It feels good but he was just shallow fucking me. I then whisper in his ear " I know you can go deeper,harder, and faster." He then started ramming his cock in to my pussy and we fell asleep doing that.
He then pulls of my shirt but has trouble with the bra so I direct his hands how to untie it. I then pull of my underwear and we get under the covers. We have sex there. He slides his dick in and out,in and out. It feels good but he was just shallow fucking me. I then whisper in his ear " I know you can go deeper,harder, and faster." He then started ramming his cock in to my pussy and we fell asleep doing that.
sex by The Perverted Person February 1, 2013