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Free Thinker

Free thinking is when you say your thoughts out loud with no filter, whatever comes in your head comes out of your mouth. Having no regards for societal judgement and consequences but still considering the right morals. Being a Free Thinker doesn't mean you are ignorant to society, just not phased by it. Resist conformity towards societal norms of keeping thoughts to yourself by being free
Sean is such a free thinker he just says things that come to his head
by swervest October 23, 2022
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thinker up their stinker

A perhaps more gentle phrase for head up your ass
Whoever voted for that guy most definitely had their thinker up their stinker.

When you voted for that guy, you had your thinker up your stinker.
by Robert L. Peters December 11, 2023
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unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.
Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
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Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others
Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help
by i rented a goat September 16, 2022
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Third Party Thinker

A derogatory slur for the type of sorry, uncreative cunt who constantly uses ChatGPT for the most simple questions that don’t require you to summon Einstein’s ghost with a Ouija Board. This word is a synonym of “Promptstitute
Person 1: hey, what’s 9(18-62)?
Person 2: let me ask ChatGPT
Person 1: show your work you third party thinker! You ain’t that fucking smart to show your work on paper with a calculator!? Man fuck you!
by Competitive Masturbation September 6, 2025
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bucket thinker

A person who lacks critical thinking skills, or a person who takes on the thoughts or perspectives of another person without analyzing.
The student became a bucket thinker when he failed to diligently confirm why he hated cats like his mom and dad.
by Talk&WalkIt April 1, 2024
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Paper Thinker

a person who more readily relates to the confined and definite words on paper than to the applications or even realities of the three dimensional plane. Although this usually describes a way of thinking, it can also describe someone who lacks original thought, or is afraid of new ideas.
Student 1: Did you hear what happened with Abby? She stole my idea for the term paper in Dr. James's class! Now I have to come up with something else, or he'll think I stole it from her!

Student 2: Abby is such a paper thinker.
by uvgeek December 28, 2008
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