paid thinker

someone who do not think independent and/or think for others

person 1: I like (insert popular thing)
person 2: Ok paid thinker

by "b4" "miss" "c8" "hit" December 13, 2024

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Thinkering

When you are thinking of something but want to seem both comedic and intelligent at the same time (you’re really just zoning out)

Steve Steven Stevenson: what are you doing right now?
George Henry Bob: just thinkering about stuff

by GrammaEarl March 1, 2025

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Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others

Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help

by i rented a goat September 16, 2022

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secondary thinker

People who rely on large language models (i.e. ChatGPT) to do almost everything for them, to the point of which they don't think for themselves.

alex: "i asked chatgpt what restaurant i should eat at tonight!"
jono: "alex is a secondary thinker"

by kylorensak47 July 23, 2025

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A derogatory slur for the type of sorry, uncreative cunt who constantly uses ChatGPT for the most simple questions that don’t require you to summon Einstein’s ghost with a Ouija Board. This word is a synonym of “Promptstitute”

Person 1: hey, what’s 9(18-62)?
Person 2: let me ask ChatGPT
Person 1: show your work you third party thinker! You ain’t that fucking smart to show your work on paper with a calculator!? Man fuck you!

by Competitive Masturbation September 6, 2025

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unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018

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