Similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.
Two guys at a bar:
Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight
Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter
Guy One: What about the redhead?
Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend
Guy One: The blonde?
Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19
Guy One: Short skirt?
Guy Two: Jealousy issues.
Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.
Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.
Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight
Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter
Guy One: What about the redhead?
Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend
Guy One: The blonde?
Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19
Guy One: Short skirt?
Guy Two: Jealousy issues.
Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.
Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.
by McGuyger January 08, 2010
An insanely awesome game in which terrorists try and blow shit up, but usually Get Shot By Counter Terrorists
by Halo8997 December 01, 2013
Haha, I counter-giested you
by DanTheMan483 March 10, 2016
When a man is faded by a girl (i.e. gets rejected, friend zoned etc.) and then counters it by making the girl feel guilty that she rejected him. It is a difficult and sometimes impossible thing to pull off, but when it is used successfully many people will be in awe of you.
Krista: I want to go to the beach.
Eric: I'll go with you.
Krista: I don't want to go with you, Eric.
Eric: Are you saying that I'm not good enough to just go to the beach with? Fine I'll go alone, I don't need to go with you!
Sean: Yo Nick did you just hear Eric's crazy Counter-Fade?
Eric: I'll go with you.
Krista: I don't want to go with you, Eric.
Eric: Are you saying that I'm not good enough to just go to the beach with? Fine I'll go alone, I don't need to go with you!
Sean: Yo Nick did you just hear Eric's crazy Counter-Fade?
by Johnnie Bomber June 11, 2014
friend1:man! you see ol' girl's ass in that outfit? she's killin' em!
friend2:but really did you see the 80 layers of make-up? sooo counter-seductive...
friend2:but really did you see the 80 layers of make-up? sooo counter-seductive...
by Korbin Pheenix January 27, 2009
When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.
Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
by ScruffyNuffy July 03, 2018
SIR: I don't want this in my mouth.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.
by spel itt rite March 02, 2006