A type of challenge where two people get together and start jerking both of there meat like crazy, until someone busts. The person who busts first looses.
“Wanna have a jerk battle?” “Sure!”
“Bro I beat this old man in a jerk battle, he jerked so hard he turned his own life support off”
“Bro I beat this old man in a jerk battle, he jerked so hard he turned his own life support off”
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Get the jerk battle mug.Something likes rap battle but instead you dont rap but you fart and instead od competing with rapers you Are competing with fartmaxxers
by freakyrizzlertonda May 24, 2025
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A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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Similar to a Jeffersons pool party, but more personal/intimate.
Similar to a Jeffersons pool party, but more personal/intimate.
I clogged the toilet so good, I thought the plunger was going to have to take a Jeffersons bath.
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I dropped my cell phone in the toilet while taking a shit so I reached in and took a Jeffersons bath.
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I dropped my cell phone in the toilet while taking a shit so I reached in and took a Jeffersons bath.
by anonymous June 26, 2025
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