Trotter 

A man who is constantly performing menial tasks for his girlfriend, wife, or significant other. Analogous to a trotter in horse racing.

Jim was a total trotter. Kathy could always count on him to drop his plans to run her errands for her.

Trotter by Mr. Bizeeboy April 8, 2009

Twitter Bitch 

A stalker, someone who follows you in a creepy or annoying way, a lurker, mainly on the internet or in any other situation.

Jared followed Sally all day and she began to notice, at lunch she was talking to her friends and said "the twitter bitch has not stopped following me all day"

Twitter Bitch by chandlerm913 January 14, 2010

Teeter Totter 

When a guy has 2 women and wants to do both he puts a strap on backwards and goes to work

Andrew had to girls so he decided to do a teeter totter rather then hitting them both seperately.

Teeter Totter by zbmen April 13, 2010

Twitter Raping 

The act of texting someone information about what one is doing in a twitter like fashion. Because it is via text message the recipients are forced to receive it.

Person 1:James keeps texting me whatever he is doing, its so annoying.
Person 2: He's twitter raping you dude

Twitter Raping by DiggerWithAttitude July 10, 2009

Twitteracy

One's level of aptitude, in the understanding and use of the social micro-blogging site, Twitter. Those completely baffled by this medium of communciation can be said to be low in the level twitteracy.

I'm sorry son, you'll have to explain what this "tweet" business entails, i'm afraid my twitteracy is not as proficient as yours.

Twitteracy by CalebJeremiah September 3, 2009

Twatter 

one who is a twat on twitter

"Did you see steph's last tweet?"
"Yeah she's such a twatter"

Twatter by Chester The Molester 94 November 7, 2011

twitter 

a bird app where I go to laugh at memes, troll peebrains, and give second hand embarrassment whenever Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder get owned by Hasanabi.

School
Twitter
Sleep
Repeat

twitter by uarefads June 1, 2021