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thunder asian

A muscular, hilarious, or other wise beastly asian. They play football. They are on Ninja Warrior. They do their own versions of american punk songs.
by Nick11232 November 7, 2007
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Thunder Muffin

The fat roll around a "VERY" large waisted woman's stomach.
I was at this buffet the other night and this fat chick turned around too fast and hit me with her thunder muffin.
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Dick Whirling Thunder Cunt

When a chick is so disgusting, you wouldn't piss on her gums if they were on fire. Also she is the kind of girl whom thinks she is hot and your buddy dating her doesn't really know how nasty she is because he is tagging her sludgepot!
Hey John, did you see Tonys' girlfriend yeah that bitch stole my planner, and she is really nasty what dick whirling thunder cunt!
by nosa74 October 30, 2009
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Tender

The word Tender is used to describe a person that is being a complete Pussy. Warning.. Tenderness may lead to Vaginosis if not addressed immediately.
Harold: Hey, want to play paintball after school?
Mike: Nah paintball hurts.
Harold: Dude stop being so Tender...
by ShaQueefah June 9, 2011
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Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.
by Marc April 4, 2005
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chicken tender sub

n.- refers to a man over 40 years old who is sexually appealing to younger females.
I know she is my best friend, but her dad is such a chicken tender sub.
by Lucas Groth June 23, 2006
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beef tenderloin

When someone says something and you don't want to answer them properly
by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006
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