Thanks Obama

Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.

CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

you don't think i understand!?

(phrase used with extreme anger and distaste)a term used when you dont understand something but still make a dramatic effort to make it seem like you do, in fact, understand.

kid 1: "as my hair grows so does my personality"

kid with no clue: ..........

kid 2: i dont think he understands

kid with no clue: you don't think i understand!?

by johnny hash345 April 6, 2009

Thinker

The process by which a man takes the position of the "Thinker" statue while masturbating with the forearm or elbow.

I saw some pictures of a hot girl on my computer but I was in my cubicle so I had to give myself a thinker.

by Le Penseur Rodin July 23, 2010

thanksgiving beard

A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.

"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"

by drbollocks November 30, 2009

think-for-yourselfer

a self-centered person; one who does not give a shit about anyone but themself

Made popular by the one and only Dane Cook.

"Why won't you give some money to those starving kids in Africa? You're such a goddamn think-for-yourselfer!

by iheartmcdreamy21 December 12, 2006

Things

All I have to base where you are at throughout a day are numbers… during the day, I don’t put a warning sign on if they don’t move. However, there are other times where you typically move… numbers were off yesterday…

I think I figured it out… could be wrong, but what’s new. I guess the nice thing is, I think I am right and you aren’t here to tell me I am wrong… although, I would much rather have you tell me face to face I am wrong ❤️

Anyway, I made a post about not knowing if it was you… my reference was answering my yes/no questions. My thought is you were thinking I was back to questioning who you are… promise I am good… that was so 2022!

Also, I have a lot to say… always… I guess. Maybe someday I won’t. My point in this is that if you don’t want to post, don’t post… I don’t ever want you to feel like it is an obligation. This may have come across rude, but my intention is just the opposite. I don’t want you to worry about my response if there is no post… I do love posts! And I may start looking to see if something could have been misinterpreted.

I have grown in many things in 2023!!!

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u January 12, 2023

I think

I think that you are very special.............special in your own way

I think

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020