Chuck Testa

1) Verb: to chuck testa: to fool people into thinking they are in the same room as a usually ferocious or agressive animal through impressive feats of taxidermy.

2) As an alternative to saying 'no' or 'nope'

'HOLY FUCK THERE'S A LEOPARD IN THE BATHROOM!' 'Nope, I just Chuck Testa'd yo ass!'

'Do you wanna go get some pizza?' 'Chuck Testa, I got football practice'

by BelgianJungleSound September 26, 2011

Tents up

Having an erection, usually the one in the morning after waking up.

(On a camping holiday after waking up in your sleeping bag next to your girlfriend)

You) Tents up
Bitch) Well no shit
You) No I mean I got a big fat boner, now fucking suck it

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

Tessa

You may not know that there is a Tessa in your life, because they are so fucking short. But I promise that they are there, they probably have very small hands also. Tessa’s are short, but are filled up with anger and rage after being ridiculed for their height. If you get too near a Tessa, she will bite off your shins and delete your knee caps at any given moment.

I recommend you stay at least 1 metre away from Tessa’s at all times.

Guy 1: oh no, there’s Tessa

Guy 2: watch out she looks angry.

Guy 1: well I guess our chances of survival are pretty short then! Hahahahah
*Guy 1 and Guy 2 realise their mistake too late and have their shins vaporised*

by TESSASUCKS69 January 24, 2019

spelling test

1. God's way of removing stupid people.

2. The reason your mom should have gotten an abortion.

I just failed that spelling test! God hates me!

by Synergy Guru May 16, 2009

test the waters

After finger fucking your girls dripping cheeseburger, give her a hug and sneakily sniff your juiced up fingers to see if she's safe to go down on for the growl....

Jayson: Hey simmo, did you test the waters on that amazon/cave dwelling lookin bitch?
Simmo: Yeah, she smelt like a dead ferret, but i still went it anyway!

by Dicko_81 December 28, 2008

global test

a rational and objective protection measure, first proposed in these terms by the Democratic challenger,John Kerry, in the 2004 Presidential election. The test involves ensuring the safety and protection of all Americans throughout the world, including the safety of America's all volunteer army. It is designed to weigh the support of the developed international community on American actions and is only to be ignored if grossly abused, or in extreme urgency. To date, the administration of George W. Bush, once appointed and once elected to the U.S. Presidency, has ignored the implementation of the test.

Had America continued to allow United Nations officials to work, and conducted a global test of the threat Saddam Hussein posed, no American lives would have been utterly wasted in Iraq. Lives we can never get back, that ended pointlessly, all because the global test was not enacted.

by R. Chase Razabdouski November 3, 2004

Tess

A Tess is someone who has brown hair with a pink streak. She lives in Miami. She is shy when you first meet her, and is quiet and awkward in front of people who she is intimidated or uncomfortable around, because she is a bit insecure. But as soon as they leave, a Tess will become an entirely different person. She will become loud, and aggressive, and will usually take the spotlight. Tess is able to make friends, but it usually takes a while. People usually think she is snobby, because she is shy, or that she is a loser because she has a hard time making new friends, but she is actually not. She is discriminated against sometimes because she is overweight, only by a couple of pounds, but is in a school full of ugly, confident, anorexics. She is obsessed with One Direction and Selena Gomez, and is smart, but makes average grades. Overall, Tess is a very nice person who will be loyal, and faithful to you through practically anything.

Group of snobs:
Snob 1: Wow Tess is so fat :o
Snob 2: IKR!
Snob 3: What a loser.

All: Laughing

At party with group of friends:
New Person 1: *arrives* Hi everyone

Tess: HI! MY NAMES TESS. WATERMELON :DDDDD
Me and friends: Yeah, she's crazy <3
(2 months later)
Person 1: LOOOL I LOVE TESS. I WENT TO HER HOUSE YESTERDAY AND HER DOG WAS ALL LIKE WOOF, AND HER LITTLE BROTHER IS SOO WIERD HE LIKE CHASED US AROUND WITH A WATER GUN (etc..)

by abbyheartscheerios August 23, 2012