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Tessa
You may not know that there is a Tessa in your life, because they are so fucking short. But I promise that they are there, they probably have very small hands also. Tessa’s are short, but are filled up with anger and rage after being ridiculed for their height. If you get too near a Tessa, she will bite off your shins and delete your knee caps at any given moment.
I recommend you stay at least 1 metre away from Tessa’s at all times.
I recommend you stay at least 1 metre away from Tessa’s at all times.
Guy 1: oh no, there’s Tessa
Guy 2: watch out she looks angry.
Guy 1: well I guess our chances of survival are pretty short then! Hahahahah
*Guy 1 and Guy 2 realise their mistake too late and have their shins vaporised*
Guy 2: watch out she looks angry.
Guy 1: well I guess our chances of survival are pretty short then! Hahahahah
*Guy 1 and Guy 2 realise their mistake too late and have their shins vaporised*
Tessa by TESSASUCKS69 January 24, 2019