tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.

We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.

by greatdeep January 30, 2024

Tech silly

Doing dumb silly things with technology, just your average everyday dumbassity and stupidity. It can also be technology being silly (viceversa).

Person 1: *Long sigh* The screen is taking forever to load. Been here 10 minutes. Tried to reload it over and over again, close the page, checked the wifi, refreshed the page, restart the computer and even tried to shut off the computer by plugging it off.
Person 2: That’s tech silly.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You know… just technology being technology.
Person 1: Uhm….ok I guess….

by Honeyandmilk December 5, 2022

Tech Park

Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.

Yo are you going to the Tech Park at 6 am on a Monday?

by Grippy Boi January 6, 2023

Design Tech High School

A place full of opportunities and exploration!

"Man, I'm so glad I got into Design Tech High School! I can't wait to explore!" 😜

by Explorer58 April 11, 2023

Tech trooper

A young individual who constantly wears a matching nike tech fleece. They often aspire to be roadmen.

Look at that tech trooper sucking on his vape. He must think he's hard.

by Idisliketechtroopers April 21, 2023

tech mommy

A well paid female who works in the tech industry

i need to meet a tech mommy

-Dr Hoensual 08/05/2023

by anonymous May 8, 2023

pizza tech

Working in entry-level IT positions, and my income only allows me to occasionally treat myself to a pizza.

I go to George for all my IT needs, he is my go to pizza tech

by directorofrighteousness May 10, 2023