Turtle anal 

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle

-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica

Turtle anal by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018

turtle spank 

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked

yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!

turtle spank by turtle spank February 5, 2018

Turtle-stabbin 

A popular term for inserting a man's penis into an anal cavity. Most likely this is done in the doggy style position however can be done in many other preferred intercourse techniques.

"After the I left the bar last night, I went Turtle-stabbin with Stacy. Got into a bit of a sticky situation."

Turtle-stabbin by Tiffini Smith February 8, 2018

Turtle Mode 

When ur baked & ur eyes are so small like a turtle coming out of its shell

F: Bro, I am so baked...
G: Yeah, Turtle Mode Braaaah

Turtle Mode by yokai D May 8, 2018

Turtle Machine 

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer

"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"

Turtle Machine by Jeffi June 16, 2018

Turtle Slides 

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

Turtle Slides by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

Turtle Shell 

When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.

Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.

Turtle Shell by Dr.EvilRaj July 27, 2018