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situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be
"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"
by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017
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stational

Stational: In relation or pertaining to a particular station. This is often used to describe the specific environment of a test station.
That particular configuration is found no where outside of that station. It is entirely stational.
by Thezarus August 22, 2017
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situational crime

crime that is committed when an opportunity is there for the criminal to commit it.

a relatively new concept of preventing this type of crime is Situational Crime Prevention (SCP), which is when methods are used to reduce the number of opportunities available for criminals to commit crimes
Oh, that CCTV camera definitely helped prevent a situational crime
The room's empty, no one's expected, perfect time to commit a situational crime
by titaniyum August 31, 2017
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situnation

i guess in this situnation, i should say it intrigues me more.
by BIP DOGGO September 1, 2017
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Scaration

scaration is a symptom of **illness**
by _____cbassss October 22, 2017
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Situation Steve

Purposely taking things too literally and playing dumb about it. Then most often rage quitting.
We had a situation steve during last night’s destiny raid.
by Situation-Steve June 5, 2018
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stationary products

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.
What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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