Sooper

EG Veteran. leet. Synonym to leetness

Sooper owns Extreme Games

by Joseph B July 12, 2007

Stober

The state of being between stoned and sober.

I'm so stober that I want to make a new word.

by ES, JC, JQ December 21, 2007

Stoner

A name given to a person like, well, me. Stoners are often claimed as being wretched violent people when the fact is we aren't. Marijuana is a relaxant, therefore we are just chilled and tend to be generally slower than most. And to those people who claim they are real stoners because they smoke 3-5 times a day...Bro, get a life. You aren't a stoner, you just don't go out much. And also to those who believe that weed isn't as bad as a cigarette or alcohol..WRONG! Cannabis contains more chems than about 11 cigs. Nothing wrong with it though. So, light up, sit back, enjoy.

Me: Hey man, what's up?
Buddy: Nothin', how's the growing going?
Me: Not good, Alex fucking forgot to give me some more seeds, he wants his ganj so bad, he needs to hand me the seeds, bro.
Buddy2: ....I forgot, you sordid bastard.

by Cannan April 28, 2004

stoner

A person who gets "stoned" (high off cannabis) often. They're not always laid back and lazy as some people say they are.

I enjoy a spliff or a shotty every now and again but I'm not a stoner as such.

by Crook November 29, 2004

Stoner

The stoner: smoking weed has made him forget about the important things in life and he wastes his time considering trivial self reflections of his condition.

The stoner wonders about useless truths such as: what is truth? He considers his own personal revelations to be of great significance to mankind - but they are all revelations that had been made before. Few cared at the time, and few care still.

The stoner often appreciates music, video games, film, art, poetry, food, history, religion, meditation, sleeping, and beautiful sunsets.

The stoner hates the Man because the Man made weed illegal.

Joe: Did you see Lucy? She has been staring at a flower for about twenty minutes.

Bob: What a stoner.

by morpheous prime August 1, 2011

stoner kitten

A scrawny high school kid that dresses like a Goth but has theater kid friends. Known to smoke weed. Does absolutely no work for theater but actively distracts tech’s and actors.

Hey! Stop talking to the stoner kittens and get to work!

by that tech kid January 12, 2005

Stoner

A small creature living, usually huddled in corner swaying.

"Dude Wheres My car..... I don't know dude"

by Kemp January 17, 2005